A tight pain in a place I never knew could hurt. This was my lot in life. But hey, at least I discovered my love for rimming and anal. Here we see a pile of passed out drunk people, sitting around a table. Insist that everyone else get naked, this is a naked party now. It is by far the best job I have ever had.
Whoever said that brides needed to be glamorous and elegant on their wedding day?
I went out that night and had a feel with some other guy. Compared to the next pair, these two are positively sober. When tiredness hits after a night on the booze, anywhere can seem like an appealing place to lay your head. It took me 15 years to realize that the only way to put my broken pieces back together is to tell my story a hundred, a thousand times—until that shame goes away. We basically had sex back there.